"Don't Grin or You'll Have To Bear It"
by Ogden Nash

    It is better in the long run to possess an abcess or a tumor
    Than to possess a sense of humor
    People who have senses of humor have a very good time
    But they never accomplish anything of note, either despicable or sublime
    Because how can anyone accomplish anything immortal
    When they realize they look pretty funny doing it and have to stop to chortle

Christmas Humor
A Letter from Santa - A Recount
A Politically Correct Christmas Greeting Politically Correct Night Before Christmas
Santa is a Woman? Santa Claus Is Not Coming To Town
The Santa Claus Timeline 20 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus
ACLU Sues Santa Claus Santa Claus Reorganizes
The Northpole Standoff What I learned from Santa
Martha Stewart Does Christmas A Letter to Santa - Slap Martha for me
Reindeer Games - A Letter from Santa Jingle Gates
My Sister's Christmas Rum Cake A Case Report: ASBPD Syndrome
Why Angels are on top of Christmas trees The X-Files Christmas Case
The 12 Days of Christmas
The Letters of The 12 Days of Christmas
The 12 Days of Christmas Cutbacks
An Undead Curse From the Holidays
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