Top Ten Santa Pick-up Lines (Note, this one is a bit "off-color") - 10 - "I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly." - 9 - "I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge." - 8 - "I've got something you can hang a wreath on." - 7 - "One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer!" - 6 - "Buy you a Zima?" - 5 - "That is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you." - 4 - "Uh -- yeah, that's right, I'm Kenny Rogers." - 3 - "I got your stocking stuffer right here, Shirley!" - 2 - "Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!" - 1 - "I've got an elf in my pants!" (Author unknown) |