A Politically Correct Christmas Greeting
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious
persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose
not to practice a religion at all;
Additionally,
a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the calendars
of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without
regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.
(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise
by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no
responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not
caught up in the holiday spirit.)
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