Welcome to the GRAVEYARD.... Watch your step Welcome
to the
Come on in and have a look around. Careful of the open graves, some of the guests are out enjoying the night air.... Afterall, we wouldn't want to see you get HURT, now, would we?

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This section of the bone yard is now full, but not to worry!, I have made more room this way (Lot 2) AND that way (lot 3)!

Click to vist LOT 2 of the GRAVE YARD! Click to vist LOT 3 of the GRAVE YARD!
This way to LOT 2 This way to LOT 3

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Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by,
For you may be the next to die.

They wrap you up in a big white sheet
From your head down to your feet.

They put you in a big black box
And cover you up with dirt and rocks.

All goes well for about a week,
hen your coffin begins to leak.

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.

They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.

A big green worm with rolling eyes,
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.

Your stomach turns a slimy green,
And pus pours out like whipping cream.

You spread it on a slice of bread,
And that's what you eat when you are dead.

So next time you see the hearse go by,
Watch out!
You may be the next


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