Top Ten List of Houses to Avoid While Trick-or-Treating

~~10~~

Any house that seems to be imploding into a space-time wormhole

~~9~~

Any house made of food

~~8~~

Any house whose only entrance goes to the basement

~~7~~

Any house where the high tension wires suddenly stop right above it

~~6~~

Any house that has ornamental lawn hyenas

~~5~~

Any house that growls "get out"

~~4~~

Any house where the furniture seems to be walking across the living room floor

~~3~~

Any house that looks like a giant pulsating orb floating 3 feet off the ground

~~2~~

Any house with various and extremely realistic statues in the front yard of people in odd "running away" poses

~~1~~

Any house that wasn't there only a minute ago...

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