Top Ten Reasons
Why Halloween is Better Than
~~ SEX ~~

You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack

If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again

The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some

You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy

The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else

40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy

If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months

It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning

Much less guilt the next morning

If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!

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