Top Ten Reasons Why Halloween is Better Than ~~ SEX ~~

~~10~~

You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack

~~9~~

If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again

~~8~~

The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some

~~7~~

You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy

~~6~~

The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else

~~5~~

40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy

~~4~~

If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months

~~3~~

It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning

~~2~~

Much less guilt the next morning

~~1~~

If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!

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